This post is about the trip Drew, Amy, Tim and I took to Baltimore for This is Next 2010.
10. Meeting (again) Kevin DeYoung--I have a choking problem. When I get around Kevin DeYoung, I can't speak. Met him, he said he remembered me and Drew, and Drew and he went on to have a nice conversation. I...couldn't...speak. My friend Miley wrote a poem about my interaction with him:
The last time I freaked out,
I just kept looking down,
I st-st-stuttered when you asked me
what I was thinkin about
Felt like I couldn't breathe,
you asked me what was wrong with me
The next time we hang out,
I will redeem myself
My heart it can't rest til then
ooh, whoa, whoa I can't wait to see you again
9. Keith Green--The theme song of this trip was Keith Green's song "The Sheep and the Goats." Convicting and Funny. Really funny.
8. Midnight Swim--The first night we camped in a state park in Ohio. They had a sweet lake, but swimming wasn't open until the next day. So, we waited until midnight, and jumped in for a really nice "swim".
7. Facing the Giants--Amy and I sat in the backseat for the trip and decided to watch the smash hit Christian film "Facing the Giants". So much unintentional comedy. I highly recommend this movie for its clean content and priceless cheesy moments.
6. Prank Calls--Last conference I was at, I was prank called in the middle of the night. This time I thought I'd turn the tables. So, Tim and I prank called Drew and Amy (in the next room). We thought it worked, but our school-girl-giggling was heard and we were found out.
5. The Contest--We made a little game out of the conference, coming up with ten questions and trying to guess the right answer. We guessed things like: what will Bob wear on the first night, to will Amy get asked out (by an over-eager male attender) to what our hotel room number would be. Amy won the contest with 6 out of 10 points.
4. Welcome to Baltimore--We pulled into the city and started the tedious search for cheap, close city parking. We pulled into a random lot that charged $15. We decided to check out other options and, on the way out of the lot, the parking attendant came up to Drew's window and warned, "Be careful out there!" Guess Baltimore has a crime problem...
3. Calling Bob Kauflin--Drew really, really appreciates Bob Kauflin's work, ministry, style of dress, mannerisms, taste in foods, and haircut. Bob led us in music during the weekend and led us well (see below). On the drive out, we planned on camping in eastern Ohio. Amy suggested that it would be sweet to camp out, not in Ohio, but in Bob Kauflin's front yard. After some internet searching, we found Bob's home address and number online! I called, leaving a message. He didn't call back. Several days later at the conference, Tim talked to Bob following a session. Tim mentioned he was from Wisconsin. Bob asked from where in Wisconsin. Tim said Racine. Bob asked, "Do you know a Dan Miller..." and went on to talk about the voicemail and said the next time we were in town, we should drop by!
2. Music--Worshipping God with other believers is unlike anything else in the world. There is nothing like hearing God's Word being preached, growing (by the Spirit) into a deeper understanding and love for God, and then praising Him with other believers. We were made for this. In fact, this is what eternity will be like.
Advice for Ame when it comes to overly eager male attenders:
ReplyDelete1.Flash the left-handed searchlight, baby!
2. Wear the sweats that say Matt. 5:28 on the rear.
3. Wear that shirt I gave you that says, "uh huh, my husband thinks so too!"
4. Talk loudly about your chronic contageous skin disorder.
5. Thank the guys you're with frequently for being the best body guards ever!
6. Stand next to Drew while he's holding a sign with an arrow pointing to you that says, "Dream on! all you sad suckers!"
7. Answer the overly eager male attender by initiating twitch and tic sequence with inadvertant mumblings of "someone's watching us."
8. Get fat
9. Get dumb
10. Say, "That's nice, little fella" and pat him on the head.